 If Putin tried haiku...
I moved on Trump like bitch. When you're Russian leader, he lets you do it! Not bad for a non-native speaker of English.  Like Pinocchio
in reverse, the real boy turned into a puppet Disclaimer: Trump hands are drawn too bigly in this Putin-Trump political cartoon. Isn't it ironic? Lyrics inspired by Alanis Morissette and Donald J. Trump. Isn’t It Ironic?
An orange man entered the White House gate He took the presidency, and democracy died that day He’s an orange fly in your Chardonnay He’s bringing the death penalty back to make America great Isn't it ironic, don't you think? (For a traitor) It's like rain on Inaugural Day It's a free ride except Putin you’ve gotta pay It's the honest path that you just didn't take Who would've thought, it figures Mr. Golden Showers wanted to fly Someone packed his suitcase, and he kissed Ivanka good-bye He worked his whole damn life for this kind of night And when the Steele report came, he thought “Well, isn’t this nice?” Support the Fukiuniverse! Send Trump postcards to lawmakers & friends, or cheer a friend with a Panda Pandemic corona greeting card. |